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Parody pet crime report videos

Custom parody pet video

Create a hilarious fake arrest news video starring your pet.

Upload your pet's mug shot, add a few funny “charges,” preview the exact news script, and get a personalized parody video delivered by email.

Create My Pet Arrest Video

Custom video — $99 · one-time, no subscription

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IllustrationCartoon illustration of a dog, cat, parrot, and lizard fleeing a surprised police officer and news crew
Breaking NewsLocal pet charged with table-side snack theft
Your video is generated from your pet's real photo and the script you approve before checkout.
  • Preview the script before you pay
  • One-time purchase — no subscription
  • Secure checkout through Stripe
  • Delivered by email with a download link

Create your pet's case file

Build the parody news report before checkout

Fill out the details below. Your script preview updates live, so you can review exactly what the video will say before checkout.

Tell us about the suspect

Use playful, fictional details. This is what the news anchor will read in your pet's parody video.

Use your city, town, or a funny fictional location.

This is the name that will appear in the script.

Keep it silly and pet-related. Do not write anything about a real person.

Add another funny habit or “charge.”

One more ridiculous detail makes the report funnier.

Upload your pet's mug shot

Choose a clear photo of your pet. Photos with human faces cannot be used.

Choose a photo from your camera roll, or drag one here.

PNG, JPEG, HEIC, or HEIF · Pet photos only. No human faces.

Review your parody news scriptUpdates live

This is the wording your video will use. Please read it carefully before checkout.

Local News Transcript

Updates live

News Anchor: Breaking news coming out of Your Town tonight. Jess is at the scene. What do you have for us Jess?

Reporter: Thanks Trish. Authorities tell us Pet Name, a Your Town resident, has been charged with multiple counts of stealing food off the table, along with a slew of other charges including growling when caught and attempted zoomies. Given the serious nature of the offenses, they are not releasing any further details at this time. We will keep you updated once we hear more... Back to you Trish.

News Anchor: Thank you Jess. Clearly, little remorse being shown from the perpetrator. Our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone involved... We'll have more after this commercial break.

Please check spelling. Custom videos are generated from the script you approve.

Fictional parody content for pet entertainment only.

Send my video here

Your finished video and download link will be delivered to this email address.

Most videos are ready within a few minutes. Check spam if you do not see the email.

  1. We generate your custom video.
  2. We email you the finished video link.
  3. You can view and download it from the secure video page.

Before checkout, please confirm:

To continue, please complete:

  • Fill in the suspect details
  • Upload an approved pet photo
  • Enter a valid email address
  • Confirm you approve the script
  • Agree to the Terms and Privacy Policy

Secure checkout through Stripe. This is a one-time custom digital purchase, not a subscription. Your finished video will be sent to the email address you provide.

  • Secure checkoutPayment is handled through Stripe.
  • No subscriptionOne custom video, one checkout.
  • Script previewYou approve the wording before purchase.
  • Pet-only safety scanHuman faces are not allowed.
  • Email deliveryYour finished video is sent to your inbox.

How it works

How PetArrest works

Three simple steps from mug shot to finished parody video.

  1. Upload your pet's mug shot

    Choose a clear photo of your dog, cat, or other pet. Photos with human faces cannot be used.

  2. Add the funny charges

    Enter your pet's name, location, main “crime,” and a couple of extra details. The script updates as you type.

  3. Approve and check out

    Review the script, approve the wording, complete secure checkout, and receive your custom video by email.

Most videos are ready within a few minutes. Check your spam folder if you do not see the email.

What you'll receive

See what your pet's “case” will look like

Each PetArrest video turns your pet's photo and fictional charges into a dramatic local-news-style parody report — a custom video you can save, download, and share for personal entertainment.

Your pet's mug shot

Upload a clear pet photo and we turn it into the center of the “case.”

A dramatic fake news script

Your pet's name, town, crime, and details are worked into a local-news-style report.

A custom video file

The finished video is delivered by email with a link to view and download it.

Comedy, not a real report

Everything is fictional, pet-only, and made for entertainment.

Local News Transcript

Sample

News Anchor: Breaking news coming out of Fort Myers tonight. Jess is at the scene. What do you have for us Jess?

Reporter: Thanks Trish. Authorities tell us Bella, a Fort Myers resident, has been charged with multiple counts of stealing food off the table, along with a slew of other charges including growling when caught and attempted zoomies. Given the serious nature of the offenses, they are not releasing any further details at this time. We will keep you updated once we hear more... Back to you Trish.

News Anchor: Thank you Jess. Clearly, little remorse being shown from the perpetrator. Our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone involved... We'll have more after this commercial break.

Fictional parody content for pet entertainment only.

Example script using sample details. Yours is written from the charges you enter below.

After payment

What happens after checkout?

  1. Your order is sent for video generation.
  2. Your finished video is delivered to the email address you provide.
  3. You can open the secure video page and download your file.
  4. If you do not see the email, check spam or contact support.

Need help? Email hello@petarrest.com.

Occasions

Perfect for pet people with a sense of humor

  • Birthdays
  • Dog moms and cat dads
  • Family group chats
  • Retirement parties
  • Holiday laughs
  • Social media posts
  • “Bad pet” inside jokes
  • Memorialize a legendary snack thief

Safety and privacy

Pet-only, parody-only, and reviewed before checkout

PetArrest is for fictional entertainment about pets. It is not a real news report, arrest record, law-enforcement product, or accusation. Human faces and human-related content are not allowed.

Pet photos only

Upload a photo that shows your pet, not a person.

Human-face scan

Uploaded images are checked for human faces before checkout.

You approve the script

The words you see in the preview are the words you are approving.

Custom digital product

Because the video is custom-made, sales are final except where required by law.

Plain support contact

Questions can be sent to hello@petarrest.com.

We use your submitted information to create and deliver your custom video, operate the service, and handle safety checks. See the Privacy Policy for complete details on how submissions are used and retained, and the Terms of Service for the full rules.

FAQ

Questions before you file the charges?

Is this a real arrest report?

No. PetArrest creates fictional parody videos for entertainment. It is not a real arrest report, legal document, news broadcast, or statement of fact.

What do I get?

You get a custom parody pet arrest news video based on your pet's photo and the details you enter. The finished video is delivered by email with a link to view and download it.

What kind of pet photo should I upload?

Use a clear photo of your pet facing the camera if possible. Avoid blurry images, dark photos, cluttered screenshots, or photos that include people.

Why can't I upload a photo with a person in it?

PetArrest is strictly pet-only. To keep the service fictional, safe, and clearly about pets, photos with human faces are not allowed.

Can I use a photo with more than one pet?

For best results, use one pet per video.

Can I preview the video before paying?

You can preview the exact script before paying. The final video is generated after checkout.

Can I preview the script before paying?

Yes. The script updates live as you fill out the form, so you can review the wording before checkout.

How long does delivery take?

Most videos are ready within a few minutes. Delivery times can vary based on processing and email delivery.

How will I receive my video?

Your video will be sent to the email address you enter during checkout. If you do not see it, check your spam or promotions folder.

Can I change the wording after paying?

Please review your script carefully before checkout. The video is generated from the wording you approve, so changes after payment may not be possible.

What if I make a typo?

The script preview shows the wording that will be used in your video. Please check names, spelling, and punctuation before approving the script.

Is this a subscription?

No. PetArrest is a one-time purchase for a custom digital video.

How much does it cost?

It is a flat $99 for your custom video — a one-time purchase, not a subscription.

What payment methods are accepted?

Checkout is handled securely by Stripe, which accepts major credit and debit cards.

What is the refund policy?

Because each video is custom-made, sales are final and non-refundable except where required by law. Please review the script carefully before checkout.

Can I use the video commercially?

PetArrest videos are for personal entertainment and personal social sharing unless you receive written permission for another use.

What should I do if my video does not arrive?

Check your spam or promotions folder first. If you still cannot find it, email hello@petarrest.com with the email address used for checkout.